Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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