I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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