I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
