Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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