i was rollin on her like bob the builder
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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