i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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