This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
