oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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