Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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