problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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