ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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