its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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