it was like eating out sand paper
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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