Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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