So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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