when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
...so i touched it.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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