Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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