So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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