just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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