we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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