Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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