have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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