She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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