so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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