It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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