i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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