Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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