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So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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