is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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