careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ugly people sure do ruin things
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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