if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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