normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
