these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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