You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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