I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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