the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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