Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
