i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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