we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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