North Korea, Best Korea!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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