If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I could fuck to npr.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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