love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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