just survived the first fart of the relationship.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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