I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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