i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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