I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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