Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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