Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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