also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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