I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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