He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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