Its about making memories worth repressing
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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