Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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